NOW FOR A NEW SESSION OF...
THE INS AND OUTS.
IN:2 BABY turtles
OUT: regular turtles
Throw out your old turtles or make soup with them. Whatever you do don't keep them around. If people find out you once had tacky big turtles it will ruin your reputation. 3 of my friends have a total of 6 baby turtles. WHY ARE THEY SO popular? It's because regular turtles aren't as cute. An old friend told me once"looks do matter." If it's not cute give it the boot!
Send it to a nursing home "bye bye grandma, see you at the funeral." I mailed my turtle to PETA.
THE INS AND OUTS.
IN:2 BABY turtles
OUT: regular turtles
Throw out your old turtles or make soup with them. Whatever you do don't keep them around. If people find out you once had tacky big turtles it will ruin your reputation. 3 of my friends have a total of 6 baby turtles. WHY ARE THEY SO popular? It's because regular turtles aren't as cute. An old friend told me once"looks do matter." If it's not cute give it the boot!
Send it to a nursing home "bye bye grandma, see you at the funeral." I mailed my turtle to PETA.
You might be wonder why get 2 turtles. The answer is very simple, a lonely turtle is pathetic. Don't be a jerk get two.
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